Elf

ASSHOLES

seriously these dudes are shitheads. they live forever so they’re really smug, but all they care about is like trees and flowers and birds. also they like to sing stupid songs for like 5 pages at a time about fucking trees and flowers and birds. fuck elves!!!

elves do not like to wear pants. instead they only wear skorts. and skirts. and shorts.
Pictured below: A Typical Elf

Elf

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